Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid by Denis Leary

Why We Suck: A Feel Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid by Denis Leary

Author:Denis Leary
Format: mobi, epub
Tags: Literary Collections, Humor, Humour, Topic - Adult, Entertainment & Performing Arts, General, Topic, Adult, American Satire And Humor, Biography & Autobiography, Essays, Humour: Collections & General, American wit and humor
ISBN: 9780670031603
Publisher: Penguin Group
Published: 2008-11-04T06:00:00+00:00


They don’t talk to their moms anymore because they blame their mothers for not protecting them. For not making them stay in the nest. If a bird mom lets a baby bird leave the nest before it’s old enough, it crashes to the ground and gets eaten by:

a. A cat.

b. A snake.

c. One of the Culkin kids who skipped the court case bullshit, emancipated himself and now just lives in the woods on his own.

Have you noticed a dearth of sparrows in and around Manhattan ever since Macaulay divorced his dad?

Coincidence? Me thinks not.



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