Why Don't You Write My Eulogy Now So I Can Correct It? by Roz Chast

Why Don't You Write My Eulogy Now So I Can Correct It? by Roz Chast

Author:Roz Chast
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Celadon Books


Humming is hostile.

Plan every detail of your dinner party months in advance. The table should be set days ahead of the event.

If you run out of food at your dinner party, the world will end.

Even so, don’t go overboard in the number of dishes you serve or your table will look like a Las Vegas buffet.

Girls named Susan are full of confidence.

Pack a raincoat.

You don’t need to spend much time in San Francisco. It’s all frosting and no cake.

If you use “me” or “him” ungrammatically, people will think I did a bad job bringing you up.



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