Fucking Good Manners by Simon Griffin

Fucking Good Manners by Simon Griffin

Author:Simon Griffin [Simon Griffin]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781785785573
Publisher: Icon Books Ltd
Published: 2019-11-08T16:00:00+00:00


Use your fucking ears

Planes have a helpful system to allow passengers to board the plane in the quickest possible time. It goes like this: they call out the rows that should board first; they let them get on, shove their bags in the lockers and take a seat; they let the next group on. It’s not that fucking difficult. Listen carefully, check your ticket and board when they ask you to, not when your ingrained sense of entitlement tells you to.

Don’t double lane

A popular method often practised by families and groups queuing for airport check-in desks is to split the party to see which queue will go faster. Once one party nears the front, the other party moves across. Any brief feelings of joy experienced by the people in the queue that is now shorter, is completely offset by the despair, frustration and seething hatred of the people who now have a group of twenty queuing in front of them. Most airports use a single ‘serpentine’ line to prevent this kind of behaviour, and it makes sure we’re all equally unhappy shuffling our bags along and nervously checking our watches.



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