Humor & Entertainment
mobi, epub |eng | 2005-03-02 | Author:George Carlin

ON BENDED KNEE This idea could spread. It might even inspire young men to make more realistic marriage proposals: “Honey, let’s get married. I realize I’m asking you to take ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub, azw3 |eng | 2011-04-24 | Author:Martin, Demetri [Martin, Demetri]

WED 5 AM: ZZZZZZ 6 AM: BZZ, BZZ, BZZ 7 AM: VO5 + H2O BVDs, 501s DKNY, H&M 8 AM: TV (HD & LCD, btw): CBS, NBC, etc. CNN: NASDAQ, ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2011-04-25 | Author:Demetri Martin

WED 5 AM: ZZZZZZ 6 AM: BZZ, BZZ, BZZ 7 AM: VO5 + H2O BVDs, 501s DKNY, H&M 8 AM: TV (HD & LCD, btw): CBS, NBC, etc. CNN: NASDAQ, ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2008-02-03 | Author:Ben Karlin

Lesson#15 Nine Years Is the Exact Right Amount of Time to Be in a Bad Relationship by Bob Odenkirk This is a transcript taken from a recent Bob Odenkirk Rocky ...
( Category: Love, Sex & Marriage March 25,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2006-09-18 | Author:Karl Pilkington; Ricky Gervais; Stephen Merchant

‘So the rocket goes off, right ...’ Karl: What we’re doing here is, right, just giving you a bit of Monkey News that’s gone on, right. Where a monkey has ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2010-06-15 | Author:Sloane Crosley

AS TIME PASSED AND MORE OF OUR PEERS JOINED Zooey in the Active Uterus Club, I became less exempt from her wrath. Zooey’s prior embarrassment had been alleviated by the ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2011-07-05 | Author:Penn Jillette

“YMCA” —The Village People Scuba Fucking I wanted to be published in Reader’s Digest and Penthouse since I first jerked off to each of them (Penthouse, with all those letters, ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2001-01-01 | Author:David Rakoff

I had arrived here thinking of that oft told urban myth of the man who, newly diagnosed with cancer, checks himself into a hotel room for the weekend with videotapes ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2004-06-01 | Author:David Sedaris

Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim The End of the Affair O N A SUMMER EVENING in Paris, Hugh and I went to see The End of the Affair, ...
( Category: Parenting & Families March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2005-09-20 | Author:David Rakoff

MARTHA, MY DEAR She was always an easy target. The jokes only escalated once she was hauled off to the clink. Imperious and controlling, people would say, her projects demanding ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2013-06-04 | Author:Charles Mcdowell

Charlie! What a pleasant surprise! Thank God my hangover is gone from that night! I do hope that’s not how you remember me. It wasn’t one of my finer moments, ...
( Category: Essays March 25,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2011-11-01 | Author:Merrill Markoe

How to Spot an Asshole I WAS IN THE SHOWER WHEN I HEARD THE PHONE RING AND THE answering machine pick up. Over the whoosh of the running water, I ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 1999-10-28 | Author:Jon Stewart

FIVE UNDER FIVE WHO AMONG US will build that bridge to the twenty-first century? Who among us will fail to identify the correct cultural trends and end up living under ...
( Category: Satire March 25,2014 )
mobi, epub |eng | 2010-09-15 | Author:David Cross

This is reprinted from the Guardian newspaper in London. It was something they thought of to promote a stand-up show I was doing at the Soho Theater at the time ...
( Category: Humor March 25,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2012-11-01 | Author:Lawrence Dorfman

“At the end of the day” (Also known as “When all is said and done”)—THE fall back cliché for the manager/leader who has no idea what to do or how ...
( Category: Humor & Entertainment March 25,2014 )